Archive | May, 2011

Crossed chickens

9 May

What a cool dude.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A: A chicken that plays music when you pluck it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
A: Just a pit bull.

(It’s been a while since I’ve posted poultry-themed jokes, so I thought I’d brighten your day with these “hilarious” gems.)

Bonus joke: What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
A: Chicken of the sea.