Crossed chickens

9 May

What a cool dude.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A: A chicken that plays music when you pluck it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
A: Just a pit bull.

(It’s been a while since I’ve posted poultry-themed jokes, so I thought I’d brighten your day with these “hilarious” gems.)

Bonus joke: What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
A: Chicken of the sea.

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One Response to “Crossed chickens”

  1. Dan May 10, 2011 at 1:04 am #

    I’m ashamed to say I really liked the pitbull joke …

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