Cracker-style japes

21 Dec

Christmas chickenI’m doing a lot of reading lately, all of it research for a new writing project I’m embarking on. Specifically, this one. The plan is to write five chapters of a YA novel by the end of February 2012, have the good people over at Hardie Grant Egmont begging for the rest, and the next thing you know I’m a published author. It’s just that easy!

In the meantime, however, it’s Christmas! So here are some ‘humorous’ Christmas cracker style jokes to share with your loved ones over a freshly picked chicken carcass this December 25.

Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
He wanted to impress the chicks.

Where are chicks born?
In Chick-cago.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Happy holidays!

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2 Responses to “Cracker-style japes”

  1. aim33 December 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    Start writing today. RIght now.

    • literatechicken December 21, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

      Sadly, I have this thing called “a job” that takes up my day. Cutting and pasting chicken jokes from the internet is one thing, being creative is a whole other hen house…

      But soon!

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